YELP REVIEW HUMOR
Yelp review humor seemed like a great idea after stumbling into comical and somewhat ludicrous Yelp Reviews for Aliso Beach. I thought it would be fun to share some yelp review humor. The number of responses from people living miles from this South Laguna Beach and destination confirms my belief that the popularity of this beach has grown tremendously. Remember, this is the only beach in Laguna with a parking lot on the coastal side, additional parking on the inland side of South Coast Highway, and free spots along the incline of the street heading south! It is a desirable beach to visit.
This was the first time that I really took notice of ratings for beaches. It just so happened I ran into the review of Aliso Beach and I have some funny responses to the Yelp Reviews coming as far away as Las Vegas, Nevada. I have picked the reviews to respond to in no particular order and I hope you enjoy Aliso Beach Yelp Review Humor for things said about Aliso that I felt clearly did not capture the essence of this wonderful Laguna Beach!
Aliso Beach Humor Yelp Review 1
Review number 1 has a beach goer complaining that the public restrooms weren’t clean and so she recommends wearing shoes!
My Response: Doesn’t the term public restroom tell you all that you need to know about a restroom? For that matter I would not recommend anyone forget to wear shoes in a public restroom and I would not isolate this problem to Aliso Beach. On the record, I will say that I have seen worse than Aliso Beach and have found those restrooms to generally be without issues and clean. There is a staff there on premise every day, and they work their tails off to keep the beach and facilities super clean. I appreciate them!
Aliso Beach Humor Yelp Review 2
Review number 2 is from the same person rating the beach above. The reviewer said that they had heard there was a shower but could not find it.
My Response: Given the size of Aliso Beach and the close proximity to the bathrooms which drew a negative response from this Yelp Reviewer, it is hard to imagine not finding the shower. I will say that it is possible this person may have visited the beach after Hurricane Marie tried to make Aliso Beach the new Atlantis with massive and powerful waves eating up the beach, fire pits, sidewalk and planter on the south end of the beach. The shower now happens to sit in an area of the beach roped off due to damage from the Hurricane Marie driven waves. Although the shower is sorely missed, I will not be blaming Aliso Beach or the County for it’s loss. I am hoping that seasonal transition from Summer to Winter this fall gives the beach an opportunity to naturally restore itself and gives the County a chance to make some repairs.
Aliso Beach Humor Yelp Review 3
Review number 3 indicates that she has been knocked down by big waves several times and has been embarrassingly been face planted into the sand on those occasions.
My Response: Silly Goose! Never turn your back on the ocean because Aliso Beach will smack you down if you are not paying attention. If it took several times to discover that letting your guard down with the waves at Aliso Beach produces the embarrassment of being throw face first into the sand in front of your friends and the rest of the public enjoying the beach, then perhaps you did not learn your lesson! Waves at Aliso Beach are of a shore break variety with a steep sloping beach and waves thundering the shoreline year round. Never turn your back to the waves at Aliso Beach. The penalty for not following this advice could be a far graver result. By they way, checking a marine and surf report for days at Aliso Beach where the waves are 2 feet and under is a very easy thing to do!
Aliso Beach Humor Yelp Review 4
Aliso Beach is not a good place for swimmers.
My Response: Stop being so negative! The ocean does not pump out waves every day of the calendar year. Therefore to say that Aliso Beach is not good for swimming or is never good for swimming is an abuse of logic. Aliso Beach does get some intimidating waves that crash right on the shore and I am not surprised to see these responses from beach visitors from inland who have not grown up in or trained in these kind of waves. There is a bigger problem here for people coming from a long ways away when it comes to wanting to swim at the beach. You have to study the marine reports. This website, thanks to Solspot, has a surf report that will tell you when the waves are bigger. It is a good policy to check the reports before making plans for the beach. Just this summer I had to tell a family that the beach was all chewed up, rocky and dangerous for kids on that day. Checking the marine reports would alleviate the disappointment of your children and anyone else in your party that had their hearts set on swimming.
Aliso Beach Humor Yelp Review 5
The trash is overflowing and obnoxious bees frequent the trash can and snack bar areas.
There has been a lot of buzz around Aliso Beach this summer and it isn’t just the fact that Hurricane Waves have torn the beach up and caused a lot of damage. My first thought is given the loss of bees and the mysterious colony collapse disorder which threatens the insect most responsible for our blooming and food bearing plants, the presence of bees is a good thing. While I respect the role bees play in food, I, like you, do not want to be on the wrong side of a stinger when I throw trash away hope to get them to buzz off. It is a little obnoxious and I would be concerned too if allergic to bees. As for the trash cans always overflowing, I am going to chalk that up as a busy day at the beach and a rare occurrence. Maintenance at this beach is consistent and timely so I stand by my statement that the County of Orange does a great job keeping Aliso Beach nice!
Aliso Beach Humor Yelp Review 6
The lifeguards at Aliso Beach are the hardest working and nicest lifeguards.
My Response: I could not agree with you anymore. Lifeguards at Aliso Beach while rumored to be significantly underpaid, have a great attitude and take tremendous pride in what they do. As a wave rider and someone that has visited Aliso Beach 100’s of times over the years, I respect the job they do and recognize their significant role in protecting human beings in variable and sometimes life threatening ocean conditions. I will say that lifeguards are human beings and they are probably friendlier than people give them credit for if you reach out to them. At Aliso Beach, they are exceptional at educating people on current conditions and keep people safe. They honor their code to preserve human life and the water at Aliso Beach can be really dangerous!
Well, that is it for now. Hopefully you enjoyed Aliso Beach Humor for Yelp Reviews!